Today is my daughter Haley's 16th birthday. We're off like a flash to get The Driver's License after school today. (Still waiting on the Mustang Fairy.) Lord help and protect us all.
A birthday get-together is planned for our humble house, and Rhonda and I have been BANNISHED to our room for the duration (or until screaming breaks out). "Dad, it will be so embarrassing if you come down stairs so just stay in your room, OK?"
Note to parents of young children: don't blink. Soon enough that little girl who loves to sit on your lap and laugh-laugh-laugh will be texting and driving and getting ready for college and concerned with very womanly stuff.
Take it easy on the old man, Haley! Love ya!