Clearly the women in front of Lindy are cheaters and/or NASCAR fans. Lindy wants to add another tiara and sash to those she won as a Indy 500 Festival Princess back in the day. She's promised to do some fancy pageant walking if she wins.
So you should rush HERE right now to vote for LindyCar. You can vote for her every 20 minutes (it's a Chicago-style election) and you DO NOT have to be a Twitterer to vote.
Lindy has even received the prestigious endorsement of R. Hobbson at the Silent Pagoda. Read his testimony HERE.