Bruce Martin of Sports Illustrated scored the all-access pass to trail Danica Patrick around during the IndyCar race at Sonoma. Bruce maximized his opportunity by cranking off a 3,300-word tome. This is the first time Danica has done such a Day in the Life deal, so it's a big scooperoo for Bruce.
My favorite part is, of course:
"I get so dehydrated at these races I don't think I will be drinking any wine tonight, but I will have a beer," she said. "How NASCAR of me."
No doubt in Danica's own pressdog DRINK, ye BASTARDS beer stein.
Read all 3,300 words HERE.