Dear Indy Racing League:
Because I know just how much you love me, both as a fan and as a media-center space-hogging, buffet-attacking word butcher, I recently took my Dish Network programming up a tier to get VERSUS (which must be in ALL CAPS at ALL TIMES).
This represents an additional programming investment of $120 per year for myself. I know, these are challenging economic times, but I know that the IRL loves me at least $120 worth.
Fortunately, this upgrade also brings me more HD hockey via VERSUS and the Fox Soccer Channel featuring the English Premiere League. The Premiereship is presented by British announcers who speak in four-word phrases and without technically opening their mouths.
Feel free to contact me about where to send the IRL/VERSUS co-branded apparel appreciation gifts.
Yours $120-worth,
pressdog