TWEET, ye BASTARDS. Fueled by alcohol and huge slabs of animal protein, a posse of Tweeters last night decided to launch an insurgent, last-minute Tweet Up her at Chicagoland Speedway. (A "tweet up" is a meet up of Tweeters.) Feel free to wear your black mourning clothing!
2:30 p.m. Saturday in Champion's Park. That's the park-ish area where many activities happen outside the main entrance, near the merchandise trailers. Look for a bunch of crisscrossing walkways. Also look for 23 people standing together yet focused on their phones.
I will be there at 2:30 but will have to bolt reasonably soon thereafter for a very high-level interview. Assistant chief janitor for Chicagoland is going on record! Kidding. But I have something at 3, so if you want to time your arrival for 3:01, I will understand.
And if you don't tweet, yet happen to be in the area, free country! Stop on in. It could be YOUR BUSINESS.