(SFX) Musak, suddenly cuts out, call rings through ...
Peggy: (Man's voice) Acme Engines, this is Peggy, how may I help you?
IndyCar Team: Peggy? OK, well ... I've been on hold for three months ...
Peggy: So sorry ... croquet game with Chip Ganassi ran long ...
IndyCar Team: OK, well, anyway ... thank goodness I got through when I did ... have $1 million gold certificates right here in my hand, and I would like an engine, please. Any one that works. We don't care about color, brand name.
Peggy: Certainly, we can deliver fine engine for you ... five weeks.
IndyCar Team: But a lot of other teams have engines right now. Some are driving around test tracks one-handed, laughing and joking with each other, giving media interviews with big smiles. They look like a pack of deer out frolicking in a pasture. I can't have one engine until six weeks from now?
Peggy: Am sorry, connection is weak ... we do not sell deer ... engines only.
IndyCar Team: If I bring a suitcase to you right now with $1 million cash -- your choice of currency -- can I get an engine?
Peggy: You bring cash, we deliver engine ... five weeks.
IndyCar Team: But I need it in two weeks, max. If I bring $2 million and an iced kidney ready for transplant can I get an engine then?
Peggy: Is adult kidney? Market for kidneys depressed. $2 million and kidney .. four weeks.
IndyCar Team: If the money was in gold bullion and delivered by a team of strippers, would that help?
Peggy: Sorry ... other line ringing ... Penske needs cup holders ... you call back when you have kidney ..
IndyCar Team: But Peggy ..
(Dial tone)